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Dear motorists and bicyclists of St. Louis,
To obtain your driver's license, you took a test where you identified red, octagon shaped signs thereby indicating that you know what to do when you see these common traffic signs out on your daily travels. Why is it, then, that I rarely see you stopping at these signs. I see you slow down when you approach a stop sign. I've even seen you blow right through a signed intersection, but rarely do I see you stop. Why is that? Today you completely disregarded the stop sign you were supposed to stop at and you almost hit me as I pulled out of my parking garage. Why did you do that? Did I make you angry? Did I hurt you? Were you too caught up in your own, empty fucking mind that you didn't see or pay attention to what was in front of you?
Oh, I certainly feel your pain, dumb ass driver. I know the City has an excessive amount of stop signs on her roads. But, seriously, does that make it OK for you to disregard the rules of the road?
In closing, St. Louis motorist and bicyclist, there are rules you have to follow when operating your vehicle or bike. Pull your head out of your ass and stop when you see a stop sign.
XOXOXOXOXO,
Someone who actually does fucking stop.
To obtain your driver's license, you took a test where you identified red, octagon shaped signs thereby indicating that you know what to do when you see these common traffic signs out on your daily travels. Why is it, then, that I rarely see you stopping at these signs. I see you slow down when you approach a stop sign. I've even seen you blow right through a signed intersection, but rarely do I see you stop. Why is that? Today you completely disregarded the stop sign you were supposed to stop at and you almost hit me as I pulled out of my parking garage. Why did you do that? Did I make you angry? Did I hurt you? Were you too caught up in your own, empty fucking mind that you didn't see or pay attention to what was in front of you?
Oh, I certainly feel your pain, dumb ass driver. I know the City has an excessive amount of stop signs on her roads. But, seriously, does that make it OK for you to disregard the rules of the road?
In closing, St. Louis motorist and bicyclist, there are rules you have to follow when operating your vehicle or bike. Pull your head out of your ass and stop when you see a stop sign.
XOXOXOXOXO,
Someone who actually does fucking stop.